Anytime I happen to lay on the floor on my back I am inviting abuse from the kids, especially Ethan. Since the earliest days when he could crawl he would stop whatever else he was doing and come over, stand up by my knees, and then body slam me. This has evolved into mostly slapping followed by his coup de grâce belly flop, all done with great pleasure as long as I make it seem like he is inflicting pain.

If Ethan keeps growing as fast as he is, he will be able to beat me up by the time he is four.

So heres to a Father’s Day of getting squished by the kids!

(video was from April)